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Sardar Jokes
now its time for some joke on sardar
 Sardar & his wife going 2 city in auto.... driver adjusted mirror.. sardarji shouted u r seeing my wife... go & sit back i will drive the auto...
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08-10-2009, 11:32 AM
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1 SARDAR PURI LIFE ONLY 1 THING SOCHTE SOCHTE MAR GAYA KI MERE TO 2 BROTHERS HAI PHIR MERI SISTER KE 3 BROTHERS KAISE
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08-10-2009, 11:33 AM
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1 SARDAR INDIAN FLAG LENE SHOP PAR GAYA .
FLAG DEKHKAR SARDAR KUCH BOLA JISE SUNKAR SHOPKEEPER PARESHAN HO GAYA .. GUESS WOH KYA BOLA..... IS MEIN AUR COLOUR DIKHAO
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08-10-2009, 11:36 AM
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SARDAR AAJ MAINE PAANI KO ULLU BANAYA 2ND SARDAR: wo kaise? 1ST SARDAR: aaj maine nahane k liye paani garm kiya aur thande se naha liya. 
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08-10-2009, 11:38 AM
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SARDAR talking on cell.
2ND SARDAR: kis se baat kar raho ho. 1ST: biwi se..... 2ND: itne... pyar se....? 1ST: tumhari hai. . . 
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08-10-2009, 11:47 AM
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SARDAR- yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya dun ? 2ND- Gold ring de de 1ST- koi badi cheez bata 2ND - M.R.F ka tyre de de. . 
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08-10-2009, 11:48 AM
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A donkey kicked sardar & ran away
sardar ran to catch the donkey. He saw a zebra & started beating it & said 'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai'.
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08-10-2009, 11:49 AM
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sardar: yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai,
friend: acha wo kaise? Yar kal me ghar aya to wo bath tub mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!! hahahahahahhahaa
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08-10-2009, 11:50 AM
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Sardar: yaar meri biwi ghar chodkar bhag gai..
mona: tune use pyar se nahi rakha hoga, sardar: nahi yar sagi behan se bhi badkar rakha tha..
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08-10-2009, 11:51 AM
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Yamraj took a sardar on tour to hell. There he saw gandhi dancing with Bipasha.
He asked:gandhi de saza ini mazedar kyon? yamraj: saza ta Bipasha nu diti hai.. 
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08-10-2009, 11:53 AM
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Lect: write a note on Gandhi jayanti..??
So.. santa writes "Gandhi was a great man but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti..
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08-10-2009, 11:54 AM
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Santa went to mysore palace.
Tourist guide - santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu sultan's chair Santa - oye dont worry yaar i'll get up wen he comes.!!..
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08-10-2009, 11:55 AM
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Santa:banta yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai?
Banta: oye tenu eh v nhi pata Santa. dear jab auto main koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho to usse kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI.
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Santa: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.
Wife: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey? Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai
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08-10-2009, 11:56 AM
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Banta: you cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to you. Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India Radio! 
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08-10-2009, 11:57 AM
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Santa was inserting dog's tail into pipe.
Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti. Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon.
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